They say the French are the most passionate lovers…
But this ‘deranged’ 62-year-old from France clearly has a lot to learn.
The man was found lying naked in the street and shouting last Friday night in Khiri Khan city, southern Thailand.
It’s a sight unlikely to impress any would-be suitors or his estranged wife – especially when he was dragged away by Thai police to sober up.
But even they couldn’t get any sense out of the romantic old garlic eater.
‘We took him to the hospital as he was determined to be in a deranged state,’ said police Col. Amphol Amornlakpreecha.
‘Missing his Mademoiselle
It later emerged The Frenchman had sank a bottle of red wine before getting emotional.
He had been staying at the Emmanuel Guesthouse since July 14.
Owner Kanokwan Saleephol, 34, said the Frenchman had split from his wife. Apparently he was heartbroken and missing his Mademoiselle.
Quite how lying naked in the street and wailing incoherently was going to help is anybody’s guess.
And besides, there’s no shortage of totty in Thailand.