Man Caught On CCTV Masturbating Outside Club In Pattaya

This desperate drunk turned up late to a club but was determined to see some action – he was caught on CCTV masturbating outside on a poster of the girls.

The frustrated man arrived at the bar at 5am expecting beer and dozens of sexy hostesses looking for punters.

But the club had already closed six hours earlier at 11pm – leaving the disappointed fella knocking at the door and looking through the keyhole.

Desperate to satisfy his urges, he begins pleasuring himself while looking at a large promo poster outside – then lies down on a picnic bench with his hands down his pants.

Bizarrely, he then kisses the 5ft x 3ft poster and climaxes on it before pulling it off the wall and carefully carrying it on his shoulders back to his room.

His dirty deed might have gone unnoticed but suspicious staff spotted the missing poster then checked the cameras outside the KitCat Lounge Gentlemen’s Club in Pattaya, Thailand.

The shocked owner, who asked not to be identified, said: ”Nobody had noticed until the manager said there was a poster missing. So we checked the camera and out comes this story.

”We all had a good laugh about it. Goodness knows what was going through the guy’s mind.

”Perhaps he was lonely after a night out and needed some company.

”People who have seen the video said he is a local man, but we’re not totally sure of his exact identity.”

Sergio said he hadn’t reported the incident which happened on October 25th to the police.

He added: ”For the sake of ten quid it’s really not worth it. That’s the costs to print a new poster.

”And I’m not sure we’d want the poster back anyway after he’s finished with it. He clearly had some deep feelings for the girls.

”We definitely have some of most beautiful waitresses in Pattaya working here so I can understand why he was excited but he took things a bit too far.

”We won’t be pursuing it with the police. We think he’ll be embarrassed enough when he sees himself on the internet.”

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